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States in RED will no cease to exist within 10 years. Our meteorologist, Jimmy Galeco, was astonished when he looked at his charts on Monday, August 4th 2003. What he saw could only be described as, "A big ass storm thats going to be really bad." This storm is susspected to engulf Florida, Oregon, and the other costal states a few days after hitting. "But how was texas washed away? Its a desert!" asked a sceptic. "I'm the scientist here, got that? So yous listen to me, got that? Ok, now that we got that out of the way, if you live in texas, or any of the other red states, you should probably leave. Take a long vacation. I suggest one to New Jersey. If you're lookin' for cheap tickets to New Jersey, contact my cousin Vinny, his num..." The expected storm will come sometime within the next ten years. A more concrete date will be posted when it is determined. |
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