
Osama and Hussein behind Global Warming.
While Jimmy Galeco was researching global warming
when he stumbled upon something interesting. His make-shift
radar system picked up a message:
"Hey, Hussein. This thing should probably
start doing some damage. I mean we set it in place like 10 years
ago. It was supposed to kill alot of people within months, but
I finally agreed with you that a slow and painful death would
be OK, but seriously, this is taking forever. I'm going to die
before I see any serious damage." (from logs from Mr. Galeco's
computer)
There was a long pause while the cursor blinked.
"Holy sh*t. I mean, I didn't know what to think. I could
just think. F**K! I'm gunna be the MAN for finding this. I might
even get a nobel prize or an MTV cool person award!" commented
Jimmy Galeco during the pause. "I thought it was all over
until I saw the response from Osama:
"Osama mama! Man, its perfect. Think about
it. Our terror is forever. I may be typing with one hand, but
I'm laughing with my sons about the wax sculptures they call
my son's bodies and I'm happy to know that I will reign terror
LONG after I'm gone. muhahahaha."
At this point, and intern of ours walked in and
after seeing this accounced: "SHAGGY! Do rou see what ri
see? It rosama and rhussein. Lets go get them." The intern
quickly left the scene and five hours later, both Osama and
Hussein were captured. Their last words before being executed
where "We would have gotten away with it if it weren't
for those pesky kids!"
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