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Osama and Hussein behind Global Warming.

While Jimmy Galeco was researching global warming when he stumbled upon something interesting. His make-shift radar system picked up a message:

"Hey, Hussein. This thing should probably start doing some damage. I mean we set it in place like 10 years ago. It was supposed to kill alot of people within months, but I finally agreed with you that a slow and painful death would be OK, but seriously, this is taking forever. I'm going to die before I see any serious damage." (from logs from Mr. Galeco's computer)

There was a long pause while the cursor blinked. "Holy sh*t. I mean, I didn't know what to think. I could just think. F**K! I'm gunna be the MAN for finding this. I might even get a nobel prize or an MTV cool person award!" commented Jimmy Galeco during the pause. "I thought it was all over until I saw the response from Osama:

"Osama mama! Man, its perfect. Think about it. Our terror is forever. I may be typing with one hand, but I'm laughing with my sons about the wax sculptures they call my son's bodies and I'm happy to know that I will reign terror LONG after I'm gone. muhahahaha."

At this point, and intern of ours walked in and after seeing this accounced: "SHAGGY! Do rou see what ri see? It rosama and rhussein. Lets go get them." The intern quickly left the scene and five hours later, both Osama and Hussein were captured. Their last words before being executed where "We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids!"

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