Sports

Man learns to levitate ball with his mind.
On tuesday, August 5th, Jamal B. Rebiki kept a ball afloat for nearly 45 seconds using only, as he states, "dangerous mind powers." When asked if he could duplicate this event, Jamal responded: "Man, I've been trying this s**t for years. Everyone called me crazy, whack, knick-nack-paddy-whack give-a-dog-a-bone. I just said, 'best be steppin back before I be steppin forward'... Oh... Yeah, da question. Umm. Well, f**kin-a I can. WATCH!". He proceeded to focus on the ball for 20 seconds and it began to float. It hovered above his head for another 30 seconds before our reporter tripped and fell into Jamal, breaking his concentration.

"Holy s**t! Look at that." responded some of basketball's finest. "If we had those skillz, we could rock the courts new-school style!"

Mr. Rebiki responded to the wide-eyed superstars, "These are my phat skeellz, I spent years makin dems dis way, and there ain't NUFFIN you can do to take em punk!"

Jamal Rebiki now holds the Guiness Record for the longest time levitating an object.

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