Red Flag for Insertion

A call made during monday night's game by John Seimens made against #23 John Coulder suspended him for the next three games. Earlier in the game, Coulder recieved two personal fouls, and in the last play of the game, he succeeded at, "the most person fould you could ever attempt." (Bill Maran, Coulder's Coach).

As seen in the picture, Coulder used his fist and forearm as a battering ram and, literally, tore his opponent, Marcus Frazier, a new asshole. Frazier failed to catch the ball and referee Seimens stated, "I can't just call pass interference on this on. It, just... Its just WRONG."

"This is outrageous! There was no rule agains what Coulder did. If you want to make it, fine, go ahead, but he should NOT be peanlize for something before it is created." Told Ian Berkowski (Coulder's Agent) to Boredom Times. "Man, this is just wrong. Everyone now calls me gay and 'the fister'. I mean, yeah, it was kinda wrong what happened, but its not like I did it on purpose. I just dove out there. Why does it have to be such a big deal." commented Coulder. After our 3 hour interview, Coulder had an epiphany. "Holy crap. This means I'm famous. Its times like there I'm happy I live in California. I'm gunna run for governor. VOTE FOR ME!"

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