I'm running for office, VOTE FOR ME OR SATAN WILL DESTROY YOU!
Harsh words from 24 year old John Levish, put they are too the point. Thursday morning, outside of Merry Bells High School in Ohio, Mr Levish made his announcement to the world.

"You may be able to keep me from graduating the 11th grade, but you can't deny me my right to run for office." When asked, John told our representatives that he was running for the "sultan of sex." When told that this position did not exist he cried outrage and injustice. Then changed his answer to mayor.

As Levish was talking with us, his principal came marching out of the school making accusations that Levish had written "Levish for prez '69... Principal Gregg is a s**t head." After hearing these accusations, Levish laughed a bit then stated: "I didn't do that, but its true!" Levish looked around then bolted home. While running away, he was quoted saying: "Levish rules! A time will come when you shall all fear me!" Then he tripped on the ground.

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