Breaking News:
BoredomTimes.com has opened, and this cartoon gal is excited!

"I'm so excited... I... just want... ...to... ...make... love to... ...the creator!" - the hot cartoon gal. When first told of the news, she was speechless and began to walk home quickly away from our reporters to tell all of her friends about the website.

After a few minutes, she could no longer contain herself, so she called the police to tell them. Overjoyed, the police showed up and gave our reporters a free ride in their police cars. "It was like a cool carnival ride, with lights, and sounds." reports Joel, one of the reporters who experience the thrill. "I mean, its not every day that cops take you fingerpainting with ink and let you sit in a jail cell. It was truly an eye openening experience."

When our reporters return from their sleepover at the County Jail, they will report more..

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Some guy does this thing

Breaking News: BoredomTimes Opens

Today is the redundant day or redundancy

Its already popped, but its pop-corn,
not popped-corn, OK?

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates,
because on a box of chocolates, the
contents are listed on the packaging

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the man

68% of statistics on the internet are
made up, but here, we gaurentee
that 100% of ours are made up.
Thats quality.

We rule, got that? Good.

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*Note: All articles written are fake. The pictures were found online and don't have anything to do with the actual articles. The names were made up, and are not meant to be slanderous towards anyone. If your name was used and you don't like that, e-mail webmaster@collegeboredom.com, and he shall fix that.