Sexy + No Smile = Cancer
A study concluded that all those sexy actresses and models who give nasty faces to less fortunate and ugly people, have a higher risk of getting cancer.

Dr. Tia Garr, head doctor conducting this test told The Boredom Times, "I got the idea to run the study after I got into a fight with a friend of mine who is a model. I wanted to know that her good looks and cruel attitude was going to get her killed. It was the only thing that could make me feel better."

The tests further proved that smiling, and having a healthy attitude has a positive effect on your body. Along with those results, they determined that not only is frowning harmful to the body, but that when mixed with the sexy looks gene it can be fatal.

Dr. Tia added, "One patient refused to smile for three days straight. At the end of the third day, she turned to me and said, 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.' That night, she died in her sleep. ... When I did the autopsy, I could not find ANY reason for her passing. Well... No loss to me."