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Matrix REReloaded to be released
You thought that the only thing you left to spend your money on was "Matrix Revolutions" you were wrong. First it was "The Matrix." Then "The Animatrix" then all The Matrix Apparel. Then came "The Matrix" video game, then "Matrix Reloaded."

The Matrix REReloaded is a digitally remastered version of "Matrix Reloaded" where a whopping 6 more minutes of footage was added to the movie, and most of Keanu Reeve's speaking lines were overdubbed with Jame's Earl Jones' voice for an added "deep" effect to the movie.

When asked why, Warner Bros. responded, "Why not? The 2nd movie was good, but we feel bad that we recycled footage so much. The movie was a filler until we can get Revolutions out. I mean, there were some really sweet special effects. Good eye candy. The kids and teens like the special effects. We figured a movie of special effects always does well... Oh... Yes... Why REReloaded, well, because we can."

Will The Boredom Times go see it? You bet your ass, but only because we see it for free. When you have a critic's liscense, you see movies for free. But, I may complain and want my money back when I'm done with the movie.

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