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Arnold and Mr. T Gang up in the new Action Film Mindless T & A

For years there have been two powerhouses on the action film scene that have never worked together, Mr. T and Arnold Shwarzenegger. Both of these actors are known for their endless amounts of funny quotes and mind-blowing stunts. Finally these two are working together and the Boredom Times has got the insides scoop on the script of this movie.

It starts out in the center of a buzzing city where Frank Barnard (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is driving his car. He drives through a few traffic lights and is singing along to Eminem's version of dream on. As he goes to make a left, a car plows into his. Frank steps out of the car and his hitter, John Limoon(Sylvester Stalone), steps out as well. They exchange words and Mr. Limoon throws a punch. Frank throws a punch back and they begin to fight. At this time, Xavier Ipshun (Mr. T) steps out of his vehicle to break up the fight. John uses his super powers to throw Frank into Xavier and proceeds to run off. Frank and Xavier exchange few words and swear John as their enemy.

The new dou goes through a few connections to find out more about John Limoon. They find that he has terrorist connections and is a drug dealer who deals to sub-dealers who deal to children.

"Man, This guy is gotta pay for givin' drugs to kids. We'll teach them to say no and drink their milk. Lets go jump in my van, its hella-fast!" "Thas riiight. You're going DOWN Mr. Limoon. Its payback time!" (direct movie quote)

"Much ass was kicked, and many things were blown up. All in all, it was good times" Arnold told our reporters.

Rumor has it that the movie ends with a round-robin style quote spree that goes back and forth between Stalone, Mr. T, and Schwarzenegger.

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