Student explains the Universe to teacher

"See, its really kinda simple. These dice, they represent chaos. When I roll them, they tell me the event that will happen next. If I plot that event on this grid using the blue pieces, I can show the position of events in time." Johnny Smith was quoted telling his teacher. "Thats great Johnny, can I play your game too?" Johnny's teacher Miss Lubenstein responded. Johnny sighed as walked away.

"No one seems to take me seriously. Everyone just thinks I'm doodling, but I'm really writing complex mathematical formulas." Johnny told The Boredom Times. "I mean, I'm a straight A student who gets B's in gym, I spend all day reading books by Brian Greene and Stephen Hawking. No one understands me. Its like a 4th grader isn't allowed to be smart or anything."

"He's just a dork. He can take his factoids and String theories and eat them with my fist for lunch," said Young Lee, the bully at Johnny's school. "He's a smart little boy, but he watches too much TV. I think he'll join the rest of the world when puberty hits," commented Marshal Krotts, Johnny's principle.

Does Johnny have the answers to the questions of the Universe? The Boredom Times isn't sure, but we know he's a cute kid and still don't understand what he's talking about...