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Good day for Chocolate Kandies.
Nick Paladina, The Boredom Times' stock analyst
told us today that the stock market changed today. "It
was crazy. It was my first time watching the floor live
and people were screaming and shouting at eachother. Stocks
went up, and stocks went down. I mean, really, it was spectacular."
It would seem that today was like every other day on the floor,
but it wasn't.
Everything went wrong when a stock trader began to feel a pang
of hunger. He spotted a fellow trader who snuck an chocolate
bar onto the floor. Marcus, the hungry trader shouted: "Ken!
What candy bar is that?" Ken responded with. "100
Grand. Its a chocolate candy." Upon screaming that, a man
on the other side of the floor screamed: "100 grand shares
of Chocolate Kandies at .75 each." Marcus replied with.
".75 cents! Sold, I'll take all that you've got."
This started a rally of the stock which stopped, two minutes
later, when Marcus had not gotten his candy delivered to him
and attempted to clear the mixup. At that point, the stock had
risen to 7.45 a share.
"There have been mixups before, but none of this magnitude.
Theres a reason that we don't allow food on the floor, it can
only lead to trouble." added Dick Grasso, Chairman of the
NYSE.
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