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Nick Paladina, The Boredom Times' stock analyst told us today that the stock market changed today. "It was crazy. It was my first time watching the floor live and people were screaming and shouting at eachother. Stocks went up, and stocks went down. I mean, really, it was spectacular." It would seem that today was like every other day on the floor, but it wasn't.
Everything went wrong when a stock trader began to feel a pang of hunger. He spotted a fellow trader who snuck an chocolate bar onto the floor. Marcus, the hungry trader shouted: "Ken! What candy bar is that?" Ken responded with. "100 Grand. Its a chocolate candy." Upon screaming that, a man on the other side of the floor screamed: "100 grand shares of Chocolate Kandies at .75 each." Marcus replied with. ".75 cents! Sold, I'll take all that you've got."
This started a rally of the stock which stopped, two minutes later, when Marcus had not gotten his candy delivered to him and attempted to clear the mixup. At that point, the stock had risen to 7.45 a share.
"There have been mixups before, but none of this magnitude. Theres a reason that we don't allow food on the floor, it can only lead to trouble." added Dick Grasso, Chairman of the NYSE.

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